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URGENT HELP NEEDED:
Professional advice needed on how to effectively reduce unwanted chunks of flesh on cheeks. Qualified advisors kindly leave comments in tagboard.
Your contribution will be greatly appreciated.
* Be warned. No crappy suggestions or comments will be tolerated. Pranksters to joke at your own risk.
Professional advice needed on how to effectively reduce unwanted chunks of flesh on cheeks. Qualified advisors kindly leave comments in tagboard.
Your contribution will be greatly appreciated.
* Be warned. No crappy suggestions or comments will be tolerated. Pranksters to joke at your own risk.
posted by @LVIN @ 11:59 PM
2 Comments:
At 8/07/2007 12:28 PM ,
Jaime Koh said...
Anatomically, your cheeks are linked to your face and head, which is linked to your neck, which, in turn is linked to your body.
So logically, to lose those flabby cheeks, you need to lose some overall weight. Were you thinking of becoming a small headed monkey in a gorilla body?
So to lose weight, do a few simple things:
1) Eat less fatty food - it's good for your ageing heart too.
2) Get your bum off the chair and do some exercise - nothing vigorous - just walking up and down stairs instead of taking lifts; walk to and from work etc
3) If all else fail, and if you have the money, go for liposuction.
4) If cannot afford 3, just suck in your cheeks. Houdini, David Copperfield and gang made their money from optical illusion =)
At 8/07/2007 1:37 PM ,
Anonymous said...
well, thank you for your suggestions. I think I shall just stick to points 1 & 2. 3 is simply not cost effective, plus you know there is always the risk of side effects? Lastly, I am neither Houdini, David Copperfield nor am I a Criss Angel. Guess I'll just have to lose weight the practical way (:
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